1. |
Apothecary
02:35
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In the universe
There is no time
For show and tell one day
Michelle my belle brought in a man
An apothecary
He had a lisp
He had a limp
A pretty pointy hat oh
Apothecary
And he made George Thompson into a tree
And he made Mindy Gunderson
Disappear
And he made Matul Patel into a beer
And then he looked at me
And said
You too
Will one day be
An apothecary
You too will one day be
An apothecary
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2. |
It's Holding a Knife
01:14
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Look here she said with a beautiful sense of diction
That lent itself to science fiction
And arranged my mind in new ways
That I'd recall for days and days
And all because of the fact
It's holding a knife
It's holding a time bomb
It smiled so sweetly
A taco horizon
It's holding a knife
It's holding a landslide
And I never would have met you
Had I gone there
Out there
Alone
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3. |
Alpha Cat
06:31
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Sometimes on a day
Lipping (living) in my car
Clouds streaming in
Dripping like tar
And all that I can remember
And all that
I can forget
And all that I can remember
And all that
I can forget
Babies on the grass
Babies on the grass
Tar up in the sky
Parking garage
Parking garage
Mirrors with skin and velcro
Faded galleries
Faded galleries
And out of this one day
Comes the alpha cat
The alpha cat
And out of this one day
Comes the alpha cat
And he
Can't remember
Can't remember a thing
Why can't I remember
Why can't I see
The alpha cat
The alpha cat
Donny left
His tube in my car
Jenny left
Her socks on my desk
Bronson left
His face on the chair
Samson left
A tab at the bar
Haley left
A quarter to nine
Sangmin left
A faulty address
Risque risque
Steven left
His soul for a while
You left
Never came home
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4. |
How to Seduce Animals
01:47
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Animal taming at the beach
She's such a cornball
Clad in winterskin till hibernation hour
Comes and controls darkness
Skilled with arrows like a video game hooker
That's something that's way too advanced
For me
Let me teach you how to seduce animals
Remember those yellow rainbow days on the poppy farm
Let me teach you how to seduce animals
Upload your god and we'll compare
Let me teach you how to seduce animals
Glitch to the abuser
Iced up
Let me teach you how to seduce animals
Let me teach you
Animals
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5. |
Fly Like a Frog
04:55
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Down in the field
Time of suppertime
A football lone and lonesome
To fly like a frog
Across the snakes and grass
That's all he asks
It's all he asks
Boy named Rico found it of a Sunday
Or was it Monday
A lay out in the sun day
And took it home to show
His family what he had found
There on the ground
Took the eyes off a Barbie doll
So much expression
From then on out
On out
Put it on his dresser
Went to bed
Called it a day
Morning comes
Rico looks to find
His football can be found no more
No more
On the road it's bound
And all over it went
That football
All through the town
Everybody
Everybody wants to kick me
He says
And they did
Football went home that night
Rico say where you been
Where you been my friend
They got in a fight them two
Do i even need to say
Rico tossed him out that window
He flew like a frog
Like a frog
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6. |
Pecadillo Park
00:47
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Gremlins in my pants
Spending more time on boobs than face
New dimensions in porn
In space
In here
The 21st century
He looked so puzzled
Like a feminist sapien
Amazon and Walmart
29 dollars
Get it now
Get it now now
In pecadillo park
I love that zipper across his face
I forgot my homework
Dog ate my laptop
Great for him now get a life
Take both pills fuck the matrix
Applause to the guy
Applesauce well played bro
I clicked all yours fucking help me
I get chills every time
He don't look autistic
He looked so puzzled, puzzled
In my pants
Bread on the bed
My new fad
This man's my hero
Shake his hand
That thing is creepy
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7. |
Pyramid Lane
03:39
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
She said she said she said
Some say chocolate is the opposite of vanilla
This is a common delusion
Down on pyramid lane
Down on pyramid lane
Sometimes people fall into the sewer
And drown on their own liquid feces
This is called irony
Irony
Not to be confused with ironing
Which is what you do to bumpy clothes
I'm gonna go and write in my journal
Down on pyramid lane
Down on pyramid lane
A journal is a blog that you write on paper
Some say that Jesus Christ was an African American
I don't know
I don't know
Maybe
Better to start small than never start at all
Media synchronizes brains
Chapstick is addictive
Existence is addictive
Water is addictive
Carpet is addictive
Faces are addictive
Chopsticks are addictive
Addictions are addictive
Music is addictive
Rhyming is addictive
Sweat pants are addictive
Time is so addictive
Down on pyramid lane
Down on pyramid lane
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Find better reasons
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8. |
Juggernaut
01:33
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A couple of shrimp
Walk into the lounge
Take a look around
Sit down on the ground
Fall into a huddle
And whisper with glee
Or so it would seem
But not so
Not for long anyway
From the gambling den
Covered with fur
I see a juggernaut
Whose feet when transposed
Soften my lens
Remind me of grandma
Her Donald tattoo
The green black sea
A mustache I shaved
The shrimp feel it too
With each quaking step
They edge to the door
And leave for a home
A pool by the sea
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9. |
Asymmetry
03:09
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Looking over into your yard
As you pulled your wagon
Your pigtails in a grin
Your national lampoon bumper sticker
And I was there eight years later
The first time we smoked pot
We did it together
And then my family moved
I didn't hear a thing
For so long
Email was barely invented
And we weren't that close anyway
But I still wanted to see you with your braces off
And then one day
When I was home from college
Your dad was at our house
Having lunch and I coyly asked him
About you
And I could tell that I'd said something
Something wrong
But he patted my shoulder
Your dad and told me
That you were gone
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10. |
Fiction Machine
02:16
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I talk to water
Make love to plants
Take my dog to the dance
Fold it up
Stick it in the fiction machine
Fold it up
Laugh out loud
Or quietly
Here comes that fiction machine
In the mail
Hidden between ads
And grads and dads
Sid the monkey let out the gas
Sittin' cold
That fiction machine
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11. |
Hot Years
01:06
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Sniffin
Sniffin that air
Makes my ears cry
Too often say
Sayin no
To that vehicle
The ugliest ones
Will take you to the greatest places
Get you there
Come around sometime
You be
Sniffin that air
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12. |
Call Me Legal
02:06
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It's perfectly natural
Perfectly clean
A jealous sabbatical
Up in a tree
Flowy marshmellow
Camel toe dream
An axe in the face
An axe in the face
Emerson's at the liquor store
Buying seeds and a cake
Somebody's birthday
Somebody's older
Don't think that you will act
Don't think
Do not think
Specimens on exhibit
All night long
All night
You're my favorite citizen
All night
One of the puzzles
Here comes morning
On the other hand
St. Paul power
Recognize
Recognize
Call me legal
When I'm round here
Call me legal
Not the Christians
Call me legal
Not the fire
Call me legal
Past the curfew
Call me legal
Garibaldi
Call me legal
Breathing Buddha
Call me legal
Just call me legal
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13. |
Birdseed
01:35
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Are your eyes blue or brown
My tasty little clown
Don't you mind
The birdseed on my carpet
I was hoping to find a gay roommate
To help with the cleaning here
And my dog does doggy yoga
It keeps me happy
That's a great bed there
Doesn't smell like pee
We don't pee in beds here
Just ignore
The birdseed in my carpet
Are you a vegetarian
I'm trying to be
We have two fridges
All the flavors you can want
Even birdseed
Did you ever notice all the things
You can squeeze into a nutshell
You'd probably make it in
I'm not just saying that
There's a sale on my favorite vegetable
So I'll buy them
When nobody's looking
Get what you want
No obstacles or panic
Never be defeated
Be too large
Preventing weakness
Consecration
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14. |
No, It's Not Japanese
05:01
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No, it's not Japanese
At all
And I come from a faraway place
Little thoughts
Little tears on my face
And I cry
Like a milky bar
And I say
To myself
No, it's not Japanese
At all
It was pedophile night at the oracazoo
And I couldn't get out for a swim
Your headlights blinded oppressively
And I thought a her was a him
No, it's not Japanese
At all
What are you doin', Lisa
You're lookin' kinda tasty
I haven't been here lately
Let's do shrooms on the mesa
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15. |
Arrivederci
01:36
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Arrivederci amigos
Comme si comme ca
Ja mata
Cho san
In my Lamborghini
Or is it Delorean
These hi-end endings
End speakers and loop
Around formally begin again
Some other plane of audio concrescence
Alone a ham
A turkey
A stick of bacon
Avocado
The day goes on
On and on
Telemetry gives way
To psychokinesis
Mutations
Bridge under traveled waters
Mold growing in the cup
Candles sitting uselessly
I loved them all
All of them
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16. |
Alpha Cat Redux
00:53
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Why can't I remember
Why can't I see
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